Once upon a time, I was a little kid. A little kid who read very well and got bored easily sitting in circles with other children my age and reading about puppies.
So I wrote my own “reader”… This is a recreation of it, more legible, but with no content modifications.
My teacher was not exactly amused. She was concerned that I might be dealing with emotional issues. Back before they talked about emotional issues much.
I was just writing my first parody. Such began my career… I think I was six.